Tonight I had my first social dance lesson.  Then again, maybe it wasn't.  I seem to recall dance being a part of gym class in high school.  Except back then, it wasn't being taught by people who actually knew how to dance, it was being taught by a hairy guy in Bike (the brand) athletic shorts.  I also seem to recall it being square dance lessons and not anything you might actually use in life outside of a DELIVERANCE cast reunion.

I learned the basic "Night club slow dance," "Triple beat swing," and "single beat swing."

It's actually fun.  Give it a try sometime.