OK, I'll play along.

1) I like drinking wine out of Tiki Heads.  This is an established fact.  Now that I think of it, I like all sorts of strange drinkwear.  I even like drinking beverages out of JFK memorial highball glasses.
2) My thumbs are a bit too flexible.  I can bend them backwards and touch my wrists.  I've been able to do this for as long as I can remember having thumbs.  I don't know if I'm technically "double-jointed" or if I've just stretched my ligaments.
3) I was the Zodiac Killer.  No, seriously, I killed a Zodiac.  It got on my nerves.
4) Sometimes, when no one is looking, I cry while watching sad movies.  Promise you won't tell anyone at the VFW.  I even cry at the occasional commercial.  I think it means I'm either a sensitive guy or unstable.
5) About once every few years, I dream in cartoon.  Rich probably wouldn't like them either.  These aren't dreams of Bugs Bunny or Ren 'N Stimpy, these are dreams populated with friends and family...but they're cartoons.

 Whoa, look at the time.  I almost forgot to take my medication.