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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Another REALLY bad joke
posted by Rich @ 11:18 PM

Did you hear about the movie with scary chickens? It's called Poultrygeist.

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December 10, 2005 10:45 PM | User Comments said:


October 13, 2005 8:35 PM tng said...
Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?


He was looking for a Czech mate.
October 13, 2005 10:16 PM Rich said...
That was better than mine, but still bad. :-)
October 13, 2005 11:10 PM tng said...
Well, how about my favorite bad joke of all time...

How are Niklaus Wirth and Ronald Reagan the same?


They both use semicolons. :-)
October 16, 2005 10:54 AM John said...
Don't make me tell my string joke.
October 16, 2005 6:58 PM John said...
Three pieces of string walk into a bar...
October 16, 2005 10:53 PM Anonymous said...
Did you hear about the perfume being released to
commemorate the Hindenburg disaster?

It's called Eau D'Humanity.

-Todd Madson
October 17, 2005 4:53 PM John said...
The first piece of string says, "stay here and I'll get us some drinks". It slides up to the bar and tells the bartender, "Three beers, please".
The bartender shouts, "HEY! You're a piece of string! We don't serve your kind in here!"

Dejected, they leave and find another bar. The second piece of string attempts to order some drinks and is met with a similar, "GET OUT! We don't like string in this bar!"

At the third bar, the last piece of string says, "I have an idea. Tie me up and ruffle my ends a bit. I'll get us some drinks." After they do as he says, the third string approaches the bar and orders three beers.

The bartender, perplexed, says, "Whoa! Aren't you a piece of string?!?"

The third string quickly snaps back, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."
October 17, 2005 6:12 PM The Neural Gourmet said...
Aww! And here I thought John had a joke about zero-terminated character strings.
October 17, 2005 9:23 PM John said...
Byte me.

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