Sam Franklin, neighborhood butcher to the Brady Bunch recently admitted to having cheated on Alice, numerous times. In his new no-holds-barred, tell-all autobiography entitled, "The Man With The Meat," Franklin admits to some 117,000 affairs in his life. Included on his long life-list are Mrs. Brady, Mrs. Cunningham, Mrs. Garrett, Edith Bunker, and while in his experimental period, Maynard G. Krebs, and a strapping young Mr. French.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
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June 23, 2005 10:14 PM John said...
I almost puked when I read this. Nice. Did Sam ever go on tour with Wilt the Stilt?
June 23, 2005 11:25 PM Rich said...
Sam is the bomb, Wilt is weak (or wilted?).
June 24, 2005 11:51 PM Jeff said...
Speechless....
Edith Bunker was hot. I heard there was a thing between her and Snyder too. There is no downside to a mustache.
June 25, 2005 10:11 AM John said.../
I was always smitten by Louise (Weezy) Jefferson. That menthol-is-for-wussies voice, that inflatable hourglass figure, and that no nonsense attitude...she could visit MY De-Luxe apartment ANY day.
June 25, 2005 2:07 PM Rich said...
I kinda want to bend over Marge Simpson.