In an amazing bit of prophecy, early Roman philosopher and Seer, CosaNostradamus, accurately predicted the killing of Santino Corleone. The translation found on a pair of recently unearthed stone tablets near the Italian city of Ponte Milvio, reads, "Angry progeny's chariot showered with arrows near roadway taxation station." Archaeologists are currently looking for more tablets believed to be part of a 13 tablet set in the hopes of finding more words of wisdom.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
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May 25, 2005 1:12 AM The Neural Gourmet said...
I have just one and a half questions. Where's the radio show and will it have lots of synth drums? Drug addled minds want to know. Well, mostly we want chips but knowing is somewhere in there.
May 25, 2005 8:27 AM John said...
The show is on the way, and while we may have synth drums we'll definitely have a clap track and teased hair. Think of the Pointer Sisters meet Duran Duran circa 1984.
May 27, 2005 2:49 PM KentuckyShade said...
Does the prophecy mention anything about gross nepotism leading to an awkward, emotionless, cretin spoiling the legacy of her father her father built?